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Two posts in one day… I know, I spoil you…!

Now, to change things up a little bit – a review of a movie with a very different theme. It is the comedy/drama (although I very much dispute the comedy label here my friends…) called ‘The Dilemma’, starring Vince Vaughn, Winona Rider, Kevin James and, a personal favourite of mine, Jennifer Connelly.

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What’s it about?

Billed as a comedy about a man who discovers his best friend’s wife is cheating on him, The Dilemma is a lot more, and less than that. The only likeable character in the movie is played by Jennifer Connelly (and I say that without bias), as even the ‘victim’ of the piece Kevin James is shown to be far from an upstanding citizen. Our protagonist – Vaughn’s character is less than endearing and you will find yourself against him, and mostly annoyed for the majority of the film. Incidently, we are made to think – or so director Ron Howard wants – that Winona’s adulterous character is an¬†unrelenting¬†villain when, clearly, upon a layout of the facts – she is not.

Let’s break it down

Firstly, I laughed maybe twice in this movie. And I’m not sure about anybody else, but a comedy that makes you laugh twice in two hours is seriously not done its job. I mean, I have laughed more at an episode of Law and Order: SVU for¬†God sake, and that has a very dark theme. That being said, as does The Dilemma. In fact, it is the theme of the movie that means it doesn’t get off the ground from the get go. Firstly, the supposed main funny bits of the movie include: Vaughn following his best friend to a massage parlour where it is implied he pays for sexual favours from a teenage prostitute¬†(Yup – you did just read that right); Vaughn’s family and friends staging an intervention for his gambling addiction – again, not funny; Vaughn catching his best friends wife in a kiss with another man and then getting poisoned by a plant; Vaughn giving an insulting, sexist speech at Connelly’s parents¬†anniversary¬†dinner – I actually had to look away at that one; and to top things, Vaughn violently threatening to ‘burn [a guy’s] face off’ with a can of hairspray and a lighter. If you think any of those things are funny – then go right ahead and rent the movie. But trust me, not one scene was done in an amusing way.

But my main issue with the film, was the twisted morality. As I mentioned previously, Kevin James’ character is discovered to spend one night a week getting a ‘special massage’ off a nineteen year old Vietnamese girl. The whole movie is about how outrageous and disgraceful James’ wife is for cheating on him with the rather delic’ Channing Tatum. In fact, she is made out to be a total bitch, and is¬†ostracised by every member of the cast – even the guy she was cheating with in the first place. Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realise this movie was set in 1923 – what a great year for women that was!¬†I should also add that not a single negative word nor repercussion is placed on James’ character for his indiscretions. In fact by the end of the movie he is happy as Larry (I always wondered who the Larry was in that saying… hmmmm), high fiving his ‘buddy’ and they were sufficiently rewarded with getting a million dollar contract with Dodge motors. What the fuck…?!

Now, the males among you are probably thinking I’m being a feminist, frigid bitch right now. But surely, even if you ignore the issue of sex here, James’ character was way more in the wrong than his wife. Firstly, she began an affair because he was cheating. And it is cheating by the way. In fact it is worse than cheating. It is not only illegal, but I hardly find it amusing that he is abusing – and it is abuse in my eyes, as no one wants to sell sex, and to think of how desperate that person is – what he does is¬†unforgivable. It isn’t like we are taking Belle de Jour here – this girl works in a shoddy, back street massage parlour and probably is an illegal. What comes with that? Well there’s is a high chance she was forced into sex trafficking, and therefore any act after that where money is exchanged is against her will. I told you… this film is a fucking riot. So I can in no way understand a) why they decided people would actually find this funny?! and b) how they could ridicule Winona Ryder for playing the field when what he was doing was so much worse…!

Honestly, it was this point that The Dilemma reached the point of no return. When I think about the years that probably went by, when this went from¬†someone’s¬†head, to the page, to production, editing and then onto the big screen and no one thought to say anything… nor thought about how offensive that is? It drives me crazy.

But lets say for a second that I could forgive that huge, sexist oversight – there are few things right with this movie. Vaughn isn’t endearing. He rarely is in my opinion. But in this film in particular, I wanted to reach through the TV and punch him. The way he handled the ‘dilemma’ was ridiculous. And I realise that was supposed to be the whole point of the movie. But it was over the top. We are supposed to believe that he would risk¬†sacrificing¬†the so-called woman he loves just so he doesn’t ‘tell [her] before [he’s] told him’?! And that he’d rather jeopardise a lengthy relationship by making them think he is gambling again? Its stupid. And he’s stupid in it. And what makes it worse is he isn’t even funny or amusing on his stupid far fetched¬†escapade.

The good

I said there was little good about this movie – and that was true. The good parts in no way save the movie, and are still not any justification for watching. But they are there if you must watch.

Firstly, like I said – Jennifer Connelly is the only convincing, likeable character in the whole film. She plays her role effortlessly and well, but the whole thing screams ‘I am better than this’. Jennifer Connelly has given us some outstanding performances in the past, my favourite being opposite Ben Kingsley in the masterpiece – House of Sand and Fog – now there’s a movie you should watch. Lately, she’s being sticking to a lot of RomCom stuff, which, while as an actress is probably much less stressful – is a waste on her part. She isn’t Jennifer Aniston, she can do the gritty roles and I’m hoping she gets back to them as soon as she can. There are a thousand RomCom actresses out there – she is most definitely not one of them.

Secondly, Channing Tatum is the only amusing character in the film. Plus he’s pretty. He does the slightly disturbed hot guy role well, and he was well cast in this instance.

But that is it really. To sum up, its a poor poor comedy. But it was destined to fail given the plot. After that, it was just how long the ship took to sink.

A very generous 4/10. 

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Tonight it’s the draw of the ¬£90 million rollover Euromillions draw. If I won I would fund the actual shot for shot remake of this for my viewing amusement. Nick Frost and Simon Pegg are Sci-Fi Comedy God’s. That is all.